Lunch... =)
Yep nw is lunch hr at work n here I m, typing my blog n chewing on the potato filled bread which I bought before coming in for work... Veri pitiful rite... Haf bread 4 lunch... Its nt dat i wan 2 save $$ or wat... Bt its juz 2 troublesome n dangerous 2 go down... Dangerous?? Ya dangerous...
On the 1st day of work, I skipped my lunch in order to familiarise myself wif the work n get used 2 drawing charts on Microsoft Excel (Simple enuff dat even a lower Sec student cn do... Bt the army makes u dumb la...) So on the 2nd day, I decided to try the canteen food downstairs cos itz near n I dont feel like (actually itz plain laziness) walking too far out. Ordered a plate of nasi briyani n it didnt taste as gd as it looked... Cos the freakin rice was cold!!! Tink dey r experimenting a new type of briyani mixed wif sushi rice... N in the end my stomach didnt feel veri gd...
So after eating 3/4 of the fd, I looked ard... SIANZ!! Gt no cute gals 2 c so I decided to go up n carry on wif my work... Ok now cos the level where I am working deals wif alot of confidential documents n knowledge, so for security reasons, derez tiz card-reader to only enable full-time employees of the company 2 enter.. However if anyone else wans 2 enter, dey cn press the doorbell n sum1 mite answer 2 u... So when I went into the lift, I hoped dat dere was sum1 gg 2 the same level as mi cos I did nt wan 2 press the doorbell... Firstly cos derez a possibility dat no 1 mite b ard n 2ndly, cos I dowan 2 paiseh myself... So I felt damn sian when dere was no 1 gg to the same level as mi... Ok nvm wait until go up den press button lor...
When I reached my level, I was still holding on 2 the slim hope of sum1 coming out of the office so I nd nt use the doorbell... But as usual, tings didnt quite go my way so I decided 2 use the doorbell lor... Since my boss said dat the doorbell iz near the door(duh) so I believed her... Bt after finding 4 3mins...
WHERE GOT DOORBELL SIA!!!! WA KAOZ EH!!!
Sweat drops trickled down my forehead n I was getting worried... real worried... Cos derez tiz security camera outside the door n derez the possibility dat the security guard mite b alert enuff 2 notice... Imagine the embarrassment of being questioned downstairs in front of ur fellow colleagues n public!!! Jia lat hw sia... N since I was finding the doorbell, it didnt help dat on camera I look as if I was figuring a way 2 break in... O manz... Ok nvm kp cool... O ya call my boss... So datz when I fished out my hand fone from my pocket n started 2...
O SHIT!! I left the number in the office!!! ARRHH!!!! Wat the hell iz wrong manz!!!! Juz den when all seemed lost, I heard heavy footsteps and voices coming from within... Ok steady myself ar.. Juz act as though I juz came up... Datz wat I tot 2 myself bt when u spend 25 gruelling mins juz wandering ard a 3m by 6m space... U will lose control when salvation arrives...
Ok lose control is an extreme phrase... Bt u all noe wat I mean...
So when the person unlocked the door and came out tokin wif her fren hu is behind her, I dutifully held the door open 4 her lor... Its the least I cn do 4 her ma... Bt when she turned ard 2 face mi, instead of saying thanks, she said "AIYO!"... Kaoz auntie u aiyo 4 wat... I noe I nt handsome la bt u tink gt pple wan 2 waste their time n scare u mehz... Hai again dats wat I tot... So in the end wat I did was juz smile, nod den walk in2 the office like nothing happened lidat....
She was my salvation bt the "Aiyo" which came out from her mouth cancelled dat. So dats y nowadays I stay in the office n eat sum tings I brought from home... Quite comfy actually... Cos gt my own cubicle n cn surf net during tiz hour oso... So quite nice way 2 relax...
N I bet that once the security guards haf nothing 2 do at nite, dey will find the tape dat shows 1 stupid idiot hanging outside the office 4 25 mins n luff their heads off...
On the 1st day of work, I skipped my lunch in order to familiarise myself wif the work n get used 2 drawing charts on Microsoft Excel (Simple enuff dat even a lower Sec student cn do... Bt the army makes u dumb la...) So on the 2nd day, I decided to try the canteen food downstairs cos itz near n I dont feel like (actually itz plain laziness) walking too far out. Ordered a plate of nasi briyani n it didnt taste as gd as it looked... Cos the freakin rice was cold!!! Tink dey r experimenting a new type of briyani mixed wif sushi rice... N in the end my stomach didnt feel veri gd...
So after eating 3/4 of the fd, I looked ard... SIANZ!! Gt no cute gals 2 c so I decided to go up n carry on wif my work... Ok now cos the level where I am working deals wif alot of confidential documents n knowledge, so for security reasons, derez tiz card-reader to only enable full-time employees of the company 2 enter.. However if anyone else wans 2 enter, dey cn press the doorbell n sum1 mite answer 2 u... So when I went into the lift, I hoped dat dere was sum1 gg 2 the same level as mi cos I did nt wan 2 press the doorbell... Firstly cos derez a possibility dat no 1 mite b ard n 2ndly, cos I dowan 2 paiseh myself... So I felt damn sian when dere was no 1 gg to the same level as mi... Ok nvm wait until go up den press button lor...
When I reached my level, I was still holding on 2 the slim hope of sum1 coming out of the office so I nd nt use the doorbell... But as usual, tings didnt quite go my way so I decided 2 use the doorbell lor... Since my boss said dat the doorbell iz near the door(duh) so I believed her... Bt after finding 4 3mins...
WHERE GOT DOORBELL SIA!!!! WA KAOZ EH!!!
Sweat drops trickled down my forehead n I was getting worried... real worried... Cos derez tiz security camera outside the door n derez the possibility dat the security guard mite b alert enuff 2 notice... Imagine the embarrassment of being questioned downstairs in front of ur fellow colleagues n public!!! Jia lat hw sia... N since I was finding the doorbell, it didnt help dat on camera I look as if I was figuring a way 2 break in... O manz... Ok nvm kp cool... O ya call my boss... So datz when I fished out my hand fone from my pocket n started 2...
O SHIT!! I left the number in the office!!! ARRHH!!!! Wat the hell iz wrong manz!!!! Juz den when all seemed lost, I heard heavy footsteps and voices coming from within... Ok steady myself ar.. Juz act as though I juz came up... Datz wat I tot 2 myself bt when u spend 25 gruelling mins juz wandering ard a 3m by 6m space... U will lose control when salvation arrives...
Ok lose control is an extreme phrase... Bt u all noe wat I mean...
So when the person unlocked the door and came out tokin wif her fren hu is behind her, I dutifully held the door open 4 her lor... Its the least I cn do 4 her ma... Bt when she turned ard 2 face mi, instead of saying thanks, she said "AIYO!"... Kaoz auntie u aiyo 4 wat... I noe I nt handsome la bt u tink gt pple wan 2 waste their time n scare u mehz... Hai again dats wat I tot... So in the end wat I did was juz smile, nod den walk in2 the office like nothing happened lidat....
She was my salvation bt the "Aiyo" which came out from her mouth cancelled dat. So dats y nowadays I stay in the office n eat sum tings I brought from home... Quite comfy actually... Cos gt my own cubicle n cn surf net during tiz hour oso... So quite nice way 2 relax...
N I bet that once the security guards haf nothing 2 do at nite, dey will find the tape dat shows 1 stupid idiot hanging outside the office 4 25 mins n luff their heads off...
posted by Sams0n at 9:52 PM
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