Ways to slim down..

Was watching Wo3 Chai1 on channel U 2dae n dere were mentioning the top ways of slimming down in certain countries... Quite interesting 2 ride if u r 1 of those hu wanna slim down... N since i m Abit bo liao so added in a few what-ifs scenarios...

In Aust: Consume 300g of meat n 250 g of veges per day..

Sounds good... But hw could u juz survive on eating so little?? hmm...

In HK : Hypnotism

And wat happens when u r being hypnotised, n sum1 besides u keeps saying, " I am a pig. I am a pig. I love to eat. I love to eat."

In Taiwan : Drink a mixture of 2 promenade oranges meshed in milk

Ya the main aim iz 4 u 2 puke out the gross mixture and also puke out wadeva u haf eaten in ur previous meal ritez? Man, u shd try celery mixed wif lotus, and banana, and meshed century egg and chilli oil... If dat doesn't work, nothing else will.

Britian : Injections

Injections? Wat if u accidentally inject sum drug or poke wrongly?? Dangerous manz...


Aiya best way iz 2 exercise larz...